Choco Coat

Use this app to choco-coat the harsh reality into a sweet, chocolatey version of the truth. Why not tell a friend what you really think of them, 100% guilt free! Recommended by lying cocoa traders everywhere!

As a trader who knowingly buys slave-produced cocoa Choco-coating really helps me sleep at night!

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